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Competition entries
 

First, a reminder of the competition question:

Obviously "terrapinical" isn't the tortoise's equivalent of "canine": but what is? The marks for this competition will be awarded on the basis of 30% for factual accuracy and 70% for humour. In the event of a tie, the decision will be based on the quality of greasing up to the adjudicators. Prizes will be awarded, but we advise not giving up the day job

This competition is now closed. Most people will doubtless get their kicks from merely taking part: but for those who care, the winner is Neil Evans. Congratulations to Neil for a splendid victory, the winning entry follows. Below that are all the also-rans and the judges' comments. Thank you to all contenders for a good clean fight.

Adjectival noun (?) for turtles/tortoises/terrapins is TESTUDINAL, which, spookily enough contains all of the letters IN THE RIGHT ORDER of your password "tuna".

Proof of having read every line of your fantastic prose (I had you down as having consumed a lot of beer rather than wine, actually). I can advise that amongst the many anagrams of "testudinal" are:-

Laid us tent
Date in lust
Entail dust
Tuna Lid Set (is this a clue to the prize ?)

Or perhaps the above could describe the sequence of events that take place when you're zipped firmly into your tent.(Well. I'm always peckish afterwards... )



Entry Judges' comments
From Neil Evans:
Adjectival noun (?) for turtles/tortoises/terrapins is TESTUDINAL, which, spookily enough contains all of the letters IN THE RIGHT ORDER of your password "tuna".

Proof of having read every line of your fantastic prose (I had you down as having consumed a lot of beer rather than wine, actually). I can advise that amongst the many anagrams of "testudinal" are:-

Laid us tent
Date in lust
Entail dust
Tuna Lid Set (is this a clue to the prize ?)

Or perhaps the above could describe the sequence of events that take place when you're zipped firmly into your tent.(Well. I'm always peckish afterwards... )

What can we say? Factual accuracy, high farce, and praise for the prose. This is going to take a lot of beating...
From Jeff Stein: ...
1. Turtlini 
2. Terpintine (actually James Kilcoyne came up with this one)
3. Shellonbackigan 

Also, other obscure words that I came across in my search for words meaning turtle-like:
terpitude (noun) - A base act with a turtle.
terpedo (noun) - A turtle-shaped, self-propelled underwater projectile launched from a submarine, an aircraft, or a ship and designed to detonate on contact with or in the vicinity of a target.

I've been reading your website fairly regularly.  It has been amusing, informative and is making us all really jealous over here.

Well, not many marks for factual accuracy. A few for the extra silly words, and obviously an impressive although gratuitous piece of flattery at the end adds another fifty or so.
 
From Steve Hayes:
...terrapinical - 1) The highest point on the Earth, otherwise known as Mt Everest or Mallory's Tomb. From the Latin terra (earth) and pinical (peak); 
2) The highest part on a tortoise. In either case, a usage example is "Have you measurde the terrapinical yet?"; 3) In urban argot, the scariest moment 
before the police move away.
Some marks for being rather learned. However, we do have to regretfully dock some marks due to the entry not actually attempting to answer the question - although see the next entry...
From Jane Shreffler
...what is what? what is terrapinical or what is the tortoise equivalent of canine?...
It appears that confusion about the meaning of the question reigns in at least two of our learned readers' minds. Which is odd, because it doesn't look ambiguous at this end - perhaps the struggle to learn Spanish is adversely affecting our grasp of the mother tongue.
From Mareta Petersen:
...Canine is to dog as (family = canid)
Testudin is to desert turtle (family = testudinidae)

Terrapins, although of the same family as land turtles, are actually North American edible turtles living in fresh or brackish water, so they have nothing to do with your desert turtle.
Yet another basically correct answer (yawn - we'll have to make it more difficult next time). One extra mark for the gratuitous discourse on terrapins moves this into a different position.
From David Harvey:
...I expect testudinal is to tortoise as canine is to dog... but if you're really wondering this then I suspect the combination of the baking heat and shimmering mirages has already had a bad effect.
OK, so you the reader decide. Is he really that good that he can guess right? And does he deserve any points for deliberate anti-greasing? Extra weight from any voter that's actually met David.